Primm, Nevada—because every road trip needs a pit stop where you can gamble and ride a roller coaster in the middle of the desert. Let’s talk about the Desperado roller coaster—an icon that was once the town’s claim to fame and now a relic of its glory days.
Sure, it’s closed now, but hey, nothing says “memorable attraction” like a shuttered coaster towering over the desert.
We’ll take a nostalgic dive into the Desperado, chat about the other thrills (or lack thereof) around here, and even try to predict if Primm’s amusement scene has any kind of future. Spoiler alert: it’s a bit of a gamble, but not in the way characteristic for Nevada.
Desperado Roller Coaster
The Desperado roller coaster—oh, the legend it once was. Back in its glory days, it was hyped as one of the fastest and tallest coasters in the world. Yes, you read that right, the world. Standing at a dizzying 225 feet tall and hitting speeds up to 80 miles per hour (because why not?), it was basically Nevada’s way of saying, “Hold my beer” to every other thrill ride out there.
Let me tell you, this thing was a beast. It had drops that made your stomach question your life choices, sharp turns that left you wondering if you’d make it out alive, and enough adrenaline-packed moments to give even the calmest people a minor existential crisis.
And honestly, who wouldn’t want to be launched around at breakneck speeds while screaming their lungs out? Adrenaline junkies ate it up, and even the “just-here-for-the-photos” types couldn’t resist hopping on for the chaos. Classic Desperado.
History and Features
Let me tell you about the Desperado, the roller coaster that put Primm on the map—or at least tried to. Opened in 1994, this beast was the crown jewel of Buffalo Bill’s Resort and Casino, the largest hotel and casino in Primm. And when I say “largest,” I mean it—it’s not hard to win that title when your competition is…well, nonexistent.
Designed by the legendary Arrow Dynamics (the mad geniuses behind some of the world’s wildest rides), the Desperado came in swinging with features that were equal parts terrifying and thrilling.
The Drop: Oh, the drop. This wasn’t just a descent, it was a freefall into the abyss, with “breathtaking views” of the endless desert that served as a last reminder of your questionable life choices. And let’s not forget the moment of weightlessness. That split-second where you think, “Is this it? Am I done for?” Thrill-seekers loved it. Me? I was just holding on for dear life.
But wait—there’s more! The coaster didn’t stop at just one terrifying feature. Oh no, it had to throw in multiple inversions, just in case you weren’t already questioning why you got on in the first place. Loops, twists, and turns that felt like they were designed to shake out every ounce of courage (or lunch) you had left.
And here’s the kicker: The Desperado became the symbol of Primm’s adventurous spirit. Yes, a giant roller coaster in the middle of a desert somehow became a tourist magnet, luring in folks from Las Vegas and Southern California who were clearly craving an adrenaline rush—or just ran out of ideas for things to do.
Fun Fact (or Warning, Depending on Your Perspective)
At one point, the Desperado Roller Coaster was among the tallest roller coasters in the world. Because nothing says “smart engineering” like a massive steel structure baking under the Nevada sun.
So, there you have it. The Desperado wasn’t just a ride; it was a rite of passage for anyone brave (or reckless) enough to visit Buffalo Bill’s. A true testament to the extremes we’ll go for a few minutes of heart-pounding fun…and maybe a good story to tell later.
Closure and Future Possibilities
So, here’s the sad truth: the Desperado roller coaster hit the brakes for good in February 2020. Shocking, right? Like, who would’ve guessed that a 225-foot monster of a coaster with a penchant for rattling your brain cells might need a little TLC?
Loyal fans were left heartbroken—or maybe just mildly annoyed, when the gates officially shut. But hey, don’t lose all hope just yet! There were these very serious maintenance tests happening every now and then. You know, just in case they suddenly decided to dust off the tracks and bring it back to life. Very reassuring.
Here’s the thing: even though it’s gone, the Desperado still lives on in the minds of those brave enough to ride it. And by “brave,” I mean anyone willing to endure the head-banging turns and pray their stomach stayed in place after that first insane drop.
- Speed and Height: It wasn’t just fast and tall, it was fast and tall enough to make you question all your life choices.
- Memories: Sure, some people have nostalgic childhood trips to Disney. We? We bonded over screaming our lungs out while wondering if the coaster would hold together for one more ride.
But hey, if they ever decide to reopen it, I’ll be the first one in line. Or at least somewhere near the back, holding a helmet just in case those “periodic tests” weren’t all that thorough. Until then, the Desperado remains a legend, a slightly terrifying, borderline mythical legend.
Other Attractions at Buffalo Bill
Sure, the Desperado might be collecting dust these days, but don’t worry—Buffalo Bill’s Resort and Casino still wants to make sure your family stays busy in Primm.
They’ve got a grab bag of “alternative attractions” to keep everyone entertained, because nothing says family bonding like thrill rides that might make Grandma’s pacemaker work overtime. Catering to all ages? Sure, if you count the adults needing a stiff drink after the fun.
Adventure Canyon Log Flume Ride
Ah, the Adventure Canyon Log Flume Ride—where you can relive the glory of childhood water rides but with a twist that screams, “Let’s make this competitive and slightly ridiculous.” Sure, it’s a “classic” (because that’s code for it’s been around forever), but somehow, it still manages to draw a crowd.
Here’s the deal: You hop into these log-shaped boats that float along a water-filled track. The drops? Gentle. Very gentle. It’s perfect for kids, or for adults who don’t need any extra adrenaline after losing too much at the slots. Along the way, you’ll encounter various “scenes” and “surprises,” though I won’t ruin those for you—they’re part of the charm.
But here’s where things take a turn. They hand you water guns. Yes, water guns. You’re supposed to shoot at targets along the ride, which is surprisingly entertaining, especially when your competitive streak kicks in.
Nothing says “family fun” like dousing your loved ones and ruthlessly aiming for a high score.
Oh, and the cost? Just $5 per person. Or less, if you hunt down those elusive coupons or stumble on a deal (pro tip: always check the gift shop for flyers). Honestly, it’s a small price to pay for the priceless joy of soaking strangers—or better yet, your overly smug sibling.
So, if you’re at Buffalo Bill’s and need a break from the relentless ping of casino slot machines, hop on the log flume. It’s fun, interactive, and guarantees at least one photo of someone in your group screaming unnecessarily on the tiniest of drops.
The Vault
Let’s talk about The Vault, the ride that proves you don’t need height or speed to have a good time—just some fancy visuals and a little bit of movement. It’s basically a three-dimensional simulation where you’re thrown into some virtual world to dodge obstacles and pretend you’re on an epic adventure.
No actual risk involved, of course, but hey, who needs that when you’ve got “cutting-edge technology” doing all the heavy lifting?
This is the ride you drag the kids to when they’re not quite ready for the big leagues. It’s got just enough sound effects, motion, and visual trickery to make them feel like they’re doing something daring—without actually doing anything at all. And let’s be real, it’s a win for parents, too, because it keeps everyone entertained without any tears or fear-induced tantrums.
It’s family-friendly, low-effort fun, and a great way to feel adventurous while still keeping it PG. So, if roller coasters aren’t your thing (or you just need a breather between them), The Vault has got your back.
Nearby Thrill Rides
Oh, so you’re still not satisfied with the adrenaline rush in Primm? Lucky for you, Las Vegas is just a short drive away, practically begging you to trade your sanity for even more heart-stopping rides. Because what’s a trip to the “Entertainment Capital of the World” if not an excuse to scream your lungs out while plummeting from terrifying heights?
Vegas is basically a playground for thrill-seekers, with roller coasters strapped to the sides of hotels (because why not?) and rides that dangle you over the edge of skyscrapers. Honestly, it’s like the city saw normal theme parks and said, “Hold my drink.” If that’s not your idea of a good time, well, you’re probably in the wrong state.
Big Apple Coaster
The Big Apple Coaster at the New York-New York Hotel & Casino—aka the ride that thinks it’s a miniature Manhattan—is probably one of the most talked-about attractions on the Las Vegas Strip.
Picture this: a roller coaster pretending to be the streets of New York City, complete with twists, turns, and enough whiplash to make you question your life choices.
Oh, and let’s not forget the breathtaking “views” of the Las Vegas skyline—if you can even focus on them while hurtling through the air at breakneck speeds, screaming your lungs out. High speeds? Check. Steep drops? Absolutely. Thrilling inversions? You bet.
All wrapped up in a package that feels like you’re auditioning for a stunt double gig in a low-budget action movie.
But hey, if you’re visiting Las Vegas, you have to try it, right? It’s practically a rite of passage. Locals and tourists alike flock to this iconic ride, proving that we all love a good dose of adrenaline and regret with a side of skyline “scenery.” Just make sure you brace yourself—you’ll be feeling this one long after you’re back on solid ground.
Adventure Dome
Ah, the Adventure Dome at Circus Circus—because nothing says “Vegas” like an indoor amusement park stuffed with roller coasters and neon chaos. This dome is like a giant, candy-colored fever dream, complete with rides that might actually make you question your life choices.
Let’s start with the Canyon Blaster. It’s their pride and joy, boasting double loops and drops that’ll have you clutching the safety bar and rethinking that chili dog you just scarfed. Because who doesn’t love combining adrenaline and mild nausea?
But it’s not just roller coasters here. Oh no, they’ve got everything.
- Carnival Games: For when you feel like overpaying for a chance at winning a stuffed animal that’s 95% air.
- Arcade Games: Perfect for pretending you’re good at something, like shooting zombies or outracing a digital car.
- Family-Friendly Rides: AKA the “calm” options, where you’re less likely to scream your head off—great for kids or anyone who’s not here to test their courage.
And let’s not forget the beauty of it all being indoors. Whether it’s blazing hot or pouring rain outside, this place keeps the thrills going no matter what. Because apparently, nothing—not even nature—should stand between you and your roller-coaster-induced vertigo.
Families flock here for a “fun-filled” day, but let’s be honest, it’s mostly about the adults trying to bribe their kids with cotton candy while secretly enjoying the chaos themselves.
Thrilling Rides at the STRAT
So, you’ve decided to visit the STRAT Hotel, Casino & SkyPod, and now you’re wondering, “How can I make my heart forget how to beat?” Don’t worry—they’ve got you covered.
Perched at the tippy top of the STRAT tower, their rides aren’t just thrilling; they’re a whole therapy session for your fear of heights (or a way to prove you never had one). Let me break it down:
X-Scream
Oh, you thought being 1,000 feet above the ground was enough? Think again. This contraption extends over the edge of the tower and dangles you there like a human teabag. It’s basically the ride equivalent of your worst nightmare—with a view.
Insanity
What’s better than standing on a tower? Spinning off the edge of it, obviously. Insanity takes you out over the abyss, twirls you around like a carnival ride on steroids, and throws in sweeping views of the Strip—because nothing says “dizzying thrill” like not knowing if your lunch will stay where it belongs.
Big Shot
For those who prefer their terror delivered vertically, Big Shot launches you straight up at warp speed. The reward? Stunning views of Las Vegas. The catch? You’ll be too busy screaming to enjoy them.
Why Do People Do This?
Apparently, these rides are a must if you want to combine sheer panic with breathtaking sights. Because why enjoy Vegas from the ground like a normal person when you can defy gravity and sanity at the same time?
The Bottom Line
So, Primm lost the Desperado Roller Coaster, RIP to one of the main reasons anyone stopped here. But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom. There’s still plenty to do if you’re into “family fun” or you’re a thrill-seeker who’s fine with slightly tamer options.
The Adventure Canyon Log Flume? A wet and wild ride that’s basically the Diet Coke of thrills. And “The Vault”? Well, it’s there—good for a laugh and maybe a selfie.
The real kicker? Primm is a stone’s throw away from Las Vegas, where the actual thrill rides live. So if you’re feeling underwhelmed, you can always hop back in the car and let Vegas deliver the adrenaline you were actually looking for.
